This playful poem has made its rounds in bowling alleys and newsletters for years. Though its original author remains unknown, it’s a clever twist on a classic golf verse—reimagined for those of us who prefer strikes to sand traps. Enjoy this anonymous gem that captures the spirit (and occasional frustration) of life on the lanes! However, this particular version was composed by a bowling league secretary named Pauline to present at their end of season bowling banquet in 2002.
